With earth destroyed, underdog Kevin McCobb is held up in a Mid-Century Ranch with plenty of spam, Dr. Pepper, and pornographic DVDs to last him a lifetime. His routine is suddenly interrupted when he discovers an elaborate underground emergency facility with all the comforts and accommodations of the old world.  

He strikes a deal with the devil to gain entry. The mission is simple: find and bring back one of the leader’s daughters and to earn a spot in the bunker. Kevin must now journey across the ruins of a destroyed civilization, avoiding hordes of zombies and rebels for this golden ticket. 

How far will he go to spend the rest of the zombie apocalypse in an advanced emergency facility enjoying ice-cold air conditioning, freeze-dried ice cream, and women of a highly stimulating nature?

Join Kevin through the zombie apocalypse in this high-octane, dystopian book.